Backstabbing

So... I overheard Erika and her blabby mouth talking about how I've been 'idle'. People have been talking about me? You guys are mean! I'm not having a moment here. It's just normal for a Mercurian to go quiet at one point. Didn't Cain tell you anything?

So to explain what really happened to me during the 'idle' days that you speak of...

Recently there's this person that caught my attention. I didn't know why but my eyes kept following her. It's not love. I'm not in love. The feeling you get when your eyes chase the person you like was not in any form present. My eyes just kept following her. So I approached her. It turns out, she was Mercurian. Aah, at that point, I knew WHY my eyes were following her. I guess it was something like 'takes one to know one' moment.

So she's from North, Mercury (I think Mercury and Saturn are the same in place names) and her family runs a salon. She's a year above me and her name is Hazel Couper. She said she'd give me a haircut because my hair was already growing long. (FACT: Mercurian hair grows fast.)  Business is good for them. We hung out a few times but I guess this is the part where you guys started complaining about it.

The truth is, I just wanted to get out of my system for a while. And this field trip with the athletics club did it for me. It feels great to sweat out and practice sports. It's been a while. And also, I think I was too preoccupied with the Hazel-thing that I couldn't overhear you guys talk about me. Remember, I have a great sense of hearing? Erika spoke at the wrong time and I got her to spill. She actually spilled the beans quite easily. Didn't even ask for compensation. That's pretty un-piratey...

So... I'm guessing Cain didn't tell you. Why didn't you ask him? He's programmed to answer questions...

EDIT: I forgot, we celebrated Dale's birthday and shit and he told us he'd go easy on us since it's his birthday. But the mother fucker totally DID NOT! It was even worse. And he told us that that's how he treated us for his birthday :\